if you’re asking seriously there are some steps i gotta take as hes not a mainstream character so i gotta manufacture the pillow by myself (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
1. Commission someone to draw Kaim in the dakimakura style or do it myself.
2. Find a manufacturer that will print out the art on a body pillow cover
3. move out so my family doesn’t see my body pillow and think of me as a degenerate
4. acquire the funds to do all of this this which the body pillow can range from like £70 - £200 and then moving out is a whole other thing
but i assure you the Kaim body pillow will be born..i need my needy submissive and breedable middle aged wizard man NOW
now that i’ve finished reading this i’ll go and order my life size nsfw kaim body pillow uwu