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This reminded me of a fanfiction I worde once called "Pedosanta". As you might have guessed it was about Santa being a pedophile...
Then he got raped by Shrek. The end.
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it seems like wattpad has deleted the sequel but heres the first part
https://www.wattpad.com/511821961-pedosanta-ho-ho-ho-bitch
I was listening to "I need a hero" from Shrek 2 while reading this and for some reason it fits really well...
WHAT THE HECK I WAS SINGING IT WHEN HE WAS RUNNING TO BEOM!!!
omg hahaha