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I just saw a snake poke its head at me from behind my laptop. It hissed at me and I tried to hiss back and failed. It then turned its head slithered away. Do I have a new roommate?
A real snake? If so....
Keep him. Befriend him. Feed him. Train him.
Then eat him
Yes real, the only reason I didn't scream was because of the high probability of it being a Rattle Snake, I know they live in my area. So far it hasn't come back, but I am still on edge.
Well if ur inside make sure u try to keep him and feed him cheese
do snakes like cheese? If so it would make a great peace offering.
No but speaking of peace offering, stick a stick down his throat all the way and see if he would choke
Just wanted to give an update. I have calmed down enough to look for images of the most common snakes in south Texas and compare them to the snake I saw. After going through the list there is a decent chance that it may have been a rat snake. This means I am safe, but the mouse I saw yesterday is probably a goner.
Or put a funel I'm his mouth or a something and fill him up with water. Why? Idk I just kinda wanna see if he would inflate like a balloon. It sounds funny
If you have a blender and he can fit pit him in one of these and turn it on. I wanna see if it would cut him or not
LOL rip mouse
look, the fact that people around here have eaten a snake before defiantly means the blender would chop it up. Also, it would not inflate like a balloon and just drown. I know this because I had a teacher who told us that snake tastes like chicken and because my dad had to drown a snake on one of his fishing trips.
Yea true. But I mean it's dead body if it would inflate lol but yea I was half way joking (it reminded me of a cartoon type thing for some reason)
Were you thinking of Shrek? Fiona turned a snake into a balloon animal and Shrek turned a frog into a balloon.
Sadly no I wasn't. Tho that would be good for the meme. I was thinking of a water balloon. But I wasn't thinking of a specific cotton. It just reminded me of cartoons and the weird disorienting type of ones but funnt
Funny*
Cartoon*
Okay, it's been a week and I haven't seen the snake since I think it might be okay to call my bedroom "safe."
Loll well lmk if u ever see him again
will do.
My main takeaway is cat recognizes a cat.