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BloodCoveredAngel May 17, 2021 8:27 pm

I just saw a snake poke its head at me from behind my laptop. It hissed at me and I tried to hiss back and failed. It then turned its head slithered away. Do I have a new roommate?

    Pomegranate May 17, 2021 8:30 pm

    A real snake? If so....

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 8:40 pm

    Keep him. Befriend him. Feed him. Train him.




    Then eat him

    BloodCoveredAngel May 17, 2021 9:07 pm
    A real snake? If so.... Pomegranate

    Yes real, the only reason I didn't scream was because of the high probability of it being a Rattle Snake, I know they live in my area. So far it hasn't come back, but I am still on edge.

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 9:10 pm
    Yes real, the only reason I didn't scream was because of the high probability of it being a Rattle Snake, I know they live in my area. So far it hasn't come back, but I am still on edge. BloodCoveredAngel

    Well if ur inside make sure u try to keep him and feed him cheese

    BloodCoveredAngel May 17, 2021 9:20 pm
    Well if ur inside make sure u try to keep him and feed him cheese Gloomy

    do snakes like cheese? If so it would make a great peace offering.

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 9:27 pm
    do snakes like cheese? If so it would make a great peace offering. BloodCoveredAngel

    No but speaking of peace offering, stick a stick down his throat all the way and see if he would choke

    BloodCoveredAngel May 17, 2021 9:27 pm

    Just wanted to give an update. I have calmed down enough to look for images of the most common snakes in south Texas and compare them to the snake I saw. After going through the list there is a decent chance that it may have been a rat snake. This means I am safe, but the mouse I saw yesterday is probably a goner.

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 9:28 pm

    Or put a funel I'm his mouth or a something and fill him up with water. Why? Idk I just kinda wanna see if he would inflate like a balloon. It sounds funny

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 9:29 pm

    If you have a blender and he can fit pit him in one of these and turn it on. I wanna see if it would cut him or not

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 9:39 pm
    Just wanted to give an update. I have calmed down enough to look for images of the most common snakes in south Texas and compare them to the snake I saw. After going through the list there is a decent chance th... BloodCoveredAngel

    LOL rip mouse

    BloodCoveredAngel May 17, 2021 9:41 pm
    If you have a blender and he can fit pit him in one of these and turn it on. I wanna see if it would cut him or not Gloomy

    look, the fact that people around here have eaten a snake before defiantly means the blender would chop it up. Also, it would not inflate like a balloon and just drown. I know this because I had a teacher who told us that snake tastes like chicken and because my dad had to drown a snake on one of his fishing trips.

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 9:44 pm
    look, the fact that people around here have eaten a snake before defiantly means the blender would chop it up. Also, it would not inflate like a balloon and just drown. I know this because I had a teacher who t... BloodCoveredAngel

    Yea true. But I mean it's dead body if it would inflate lol but yea I was half way joking (it reminded me of a cartoon type thing for some reason)

    BloodCoveredAngel May 17, 2021 9:53 pm
    Yea true. But I mean it's dead body if it would inflate lol but yea I was half way joking (it reminded me of a cartoon type thing for some reason) Gloomy

    Were you thinking of Shrek? Fiona turned a snake into a balloon animal and Shrek turned a frog into a balloon.

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 10:30 pm
    Were you thinking of Shrek? Fiona turned a snake into a balloon animal and Shrek turned a frog into a balloon. BloodCoveredAngel

    Sadly no I wasn't. Tho that would be good for the meme. I was thinking of a water balloon. But I wasn't thinking of a specific cotton. It just reminded me of cartoons and the weird disorienting type of ones but funnt

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 10:30 pm

    Funny*

    Gloomy May 17, 2021 10:31 pm

    Cartoon*

    BloodCoveredAngel May 25, 2021 3:20 am
    Cartoon* Gloomy

    Okay, it's been a week and I haven't seen the snake since I think it might be okay to call my bedroom "safe."

    Gloomy May 25, 2021 4:05 pm
    Okay, it's been a week and I haven't seen the snake since I think it might be okay to call my bedroom "safe." BloodCoveredAngel

    Loll well lmk if u ever see him again

    BloodCoveredAngel May 25, 2021 5:13 pm

    will do.

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