I'm bored, please pick some interesting topics, lately i just chatting abt marriage and pewpewpiupiu
Your 12th pic in your gallery is your reaction
My friends have been recently getting into yaoi, I don’t have the BEST suggestions for them, so feel free to drop any ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
School is starting and I wanna distract myself before my brain melts. so yea, curious on your opinions
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak
i was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak
i was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
does anyone else have the captcha?? like im just trying to send a message and i have to do the captcha shit every single time
Like where the fuck are they most of the time the victim is screaming for help
Since you have that many things in your reading list i just really wanna know how those notifs look for you
Btw did you add any new fantasy isekai lately cause i'm too lazy to search through your account
Btw did you add any new fantasy isekai lately cause i'm too lazy to search through your account
There’s this album called Razzmatazz by I DON”T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME and it’s been my go to for at least two weeks, and thats a record because I have a short attention span and I listen to music a lot.
My favourite is From the Gallows, Sugar Pills for some reason sounds like that Watermelon Sugar song, and Clusterhug sounds like Tongue-Tied by Grouplove.
Other artist you should look at are half•alive and Samuel MarkLee. Along with the song Static by OneSki, Sweet Tooth by Scott Helman, ultimately by
Khai Dreams, and c’est toi qu’elle préfère by Alive et moi.
My favourite is From the Gallows, Sugar Pills for some reason sounds like that Watermelon Sugar song, and Clusterhug sounds like Tongue-Tied by Grouplove.
Other artist you should look at are half•alive and Samuel MarkLee. Along with the song Static by OneSki, Sweet Tooth by Scott Helman, ultimately by
Khai Dreams, and c’est toi qu’elle préfère by Alive et moi.
Im doing a research based on snakes and I want you guys to help me out to fill this also sorry about my english it isnt my first language(づ￣ ³￣)づ
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Hello everyone just wanted say you can ask me and show picture so I can draw it but only one picture
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not sure what my unconcious brought me but here I go
2 parrots, a blue one and a big green one
The blue parrot had a shirt on and was washing dishes until thegreen parrot went behind it's back telling him their kind was never welcomed and wondered why they were doing things no one expects them to.
The parrot shrugged his hand off telling him
"Why?! It's always gotta be us that's looked down upon. You and your kind has been going off and commited alot of scandals yet people looked up to you, praise you, and yet we are the ones unwanted"
So the blue-ish parrot looked upset so the big parrot kid of comforted the parrot to bed, saying things like it's okay but according to my dream, they did perform things after, like some people make out to distract themselves from problems or as a relief, right? But it's not shown because my big peanut brain don't know how parrot sex works. I was thinking of yiff instead but parrot version õ_ô
After that, the big parrot picked up his phone and texted his friends for laying someone, like a manipulative cunt (An asshole, right? *cough*)
So yeah, that was a part of my dream.
Actually, I've been recently fond of birds and parrots, and I definitely did not go searching for other things yesterday ~_~
But um let me just post the visual of my dreams I drew so you won't mistake me as a horny person
2 parrots, a blue one and a big green one
The blue parrot had a shirt on and was washing dishes until thegreen parrot went behind it's back telling him their kind was never welcomed and wondered why they were doing things no one expects them to.
The parrot shrugged his hand off telling him
"Why?! It's always gotta be us that's looked down upon. You and your kind has been going off and commited alot of scandals yet people looked up to you, praise you, and yet we are the ones unwanted"
So the blue-ish parrot looked upset so the big parrot kid of comforted the parrot to bed, saying things like it's okay but according to my dream, they did perform things after, like some people make out to distract themselves from problems or as a relief, right? But it's not shown because my big peanut brain don't know how parrot sex works. I was thinking of yiff instead but parrot version õ_ô
After that, the big parrot picked up his phone and texted his friends for laying someone, like a manipulative cunt (An asshole, right? *cough*)
So yeah, that was a part of my dream.
Actually, I've been recently fond of birds and parrots, and I definitely did not go searching for other things yesterday ~_~
But um let me just post the visual of my dreams I drew so you won't mistake me as a horny person
Every time I role play (as a male mostly) i'm just more detailed and even get excitement in me when i'm playing that i'm mistreating or even beating up a male instead of smutty shit... I just love hurting the male and making him feel miserable.... Then "apologize" make it up and pretend we happy and just because i got horny from that i'll convince them of sex later on... (and no I don't get off to rape eww) I just love being misogynistic have that power and take advantage <3...
Just softly pulling their hair as they whine to me to stop or sit on them if they're thin (not fat fetish, I mean heaviness of just being strong/ bigger) I love teasing that way <3
Just softly pulling their hair as they whine to me to stop or sit on them if they're thin (not fat fetish, I mean heaviness of just being strong/ bigger) I love teasing that way <3
so uh i was the one who created the "feeling left out" stuff since i've been pretty down lately and i thought maybe i could share it here, it's my first time writing stuff here so i didn't really thought much about it. i'm really surprised of what happened and i'm very sorry for posting the left out thing and letting someone post triggering stuff.
anyways i hope everyone's doing alright, i know things are hard rn but it'll get better soon :)) stay safe and i'm very sorry for allowing this to happen.
anyways i hope everyone's doing alright, i know things are hard rn but it'll get better soon :)) stay safe and i'm very sorry for allowing this to happen.