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Hey guys!
I would just like to start out that I hate no actually despise my older brother :) it's like anything I do is wrong but what I get most angry about is myself because I allow my brain to convince me that he's not that bad because he'll do something awful right and then like for the next few days he'll be nice so I'm like 'okay maybe it was me maybe he's not that bad' but then when he does it again all that anger from the past times he's done it comes rushing back :)) take note this has been happening for years I have YEARS of anger piled on top of each other and I'm starting to lose control of it it's come to the point where even just looking at him those intrusive thoughts come in such as "what if I just get rid of him?" And much worse than that I'm actually getting deeply concerned with my own self thankfully though I don't think about it all of the time just when I see him which is most of the time now that he lost his job so- I've decided to figure out ways to piss him off starting with pouring over half of his shampoo and body wash down the sink and it actually dulled my anger towards him quite a bit knowing he'll be so mad wondering why his almost full body wash body was barely full I want other subtle things to piss him off but I'm not sure what else I could do that wouldn't put my life in danger OH BUT THE FUNNY THING IS HE STILL WANTS ME TO COOK FOR HIM!? Then askes me how to do laundry yet proceeds to say I don't know how to do anything? OKAY BUD
I’d mess around with his food and laundry, you need to get paid with satisfaction in order to continue living with this older brother of yours. Little rips or tears in clothes, or brunt or uncooked parts of his food would be fine.
Do some small stuff to piss him off, go crazy. Make him learn to do stuff on his own, and ignore him when he does hi...... 1 reply
don't be shy spit on his food, he won't know, it taste the same, do it. DO IT. Since he always wants you to cook for him why not some extra ingredient to it am I right? 2 reply
Have you ever tried not doing anything he says at all? And just retaliate
"why can't you do it yourself? You seem to know better than me"
Also where y'all parents lol they just let him do shit? 1 reply
ask wich colour he hate most
dye his shampoo with something that would turn his hair into this colour
get rid of the proofs
ps: you should know how to act if someone finds out, because you have to lie
like if someone ask if you did this you should be like this
and not like this
anyways good luck with that reply
Why do I relate to this too much?
This is concerning me
when my brother pisses me off (him existing) I usually play loud music and tell myself that homicide is illegal and prison isn't going to be a good time and if that doesn't work I go on a long walk or have a mental breakdown
But brothers am I right? ┗( T﹏T )┛
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Y'ALL he found out I poured it down the drain he was like "don't EVER touch my stuff again or you'll regret it" I mean the worse he could do is off me and like then he'd be in jail and honestly that's a win win for me! reply
Aahh yes. Anger issues. Wonder if I have the same situation as yours.... *flashbacks to when my older sister and mother shouted at each other for over one simple thing when me the middle child and my younger brother looks at memes while laughing like unbothered assholes*
But like it's my fault for being a lazy disappointment but I'm obedient to my...... 1 reply
If you do end up cooking for him add too much of something or put vanilla is a dish that supposed to be spicy or put too much cinnamon (cinnamon fucking burns when there’s too much of it) idfk what does he like to eat would be easier to sabotage if I know what type of shit he likes to eat.
Or we can go with the handy dandy egg that you hide in s...... 1 reply
I recommend taking a civil approach, talk it through. If it can't be fixed with open communication, then distance yourself from him. Also remember, you're not a servant and are not obliged to do chores for anyone. If he asks nicely, try teaching him to do his own chores as every grown person should know basic life skills. If you only seek 'revenge'...... 1 reply
