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Lately, I've been reflecting my behavior when it comes to interacting with the internet and boy do I regret all the shit I've said in here. I was like, what, 12? When I came here and started lying my ass off for attention I didn't get from physical social interaction (not my fault COVID was rubbing its ass off on so much people it started a pandemic).

So, have you guys cleaned your internet history?
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14 02,2024
K-I-S-S-I-N-G~

Hey, I just think you're really cool and a weirdo but in the good way so anyways- WILL YOU MARRY ME?
16 06,2021
You're so annoying...



Not you, duh... Them.
18 06,2021
I came home for today and I just saw my neighbor dump their dumbass trash in our front lawn and sneakily pretend like it's hit and run on backyard demo version. I can confront them bluntly right here and right now but I'm hesitant on what should I say as an iconic comeback without seemingly trying to be rude and shameless, can y'all help lol.
20 06,2021
I'm the lazy ass bitch who could've had so much potential to be a millionaire if only she had just took even one step of being productive
05 07,2021
Y'all, I saw this on Webtoon. You know that one- "Mom, I'm Sorry" where Henry gets his mom revert back to her twenties to prevent her from dying and granting her wish to go to college? Y'all, I saw the comments shipping HIS MOM AND JEREMY. WHICH JEREMY IS ALMOST THE SAME AGE AS HENRY BUT A BIT YOUNGER??!!! Like... It doesn't matter if she reverts back to her twenties, no mater what, isn't it weird to ship a mother and a guy who's younger than her son?! What the fuck. And they say- "She's biologically 20 now" BUT IS SHE MENTALLY 20?! NO, WHAT THE FUCK. SHE EVEN HAS A SON, SHE. HAS. A. SON!!!
13 06,2021
There was this cute bird who came onto my room window and it's really adorable ahaha.

Hi birdy, how's yo-Tatakae

Nvm. It fucking sasageyo'ed me up on the exosphere down to Earth's Great Wall of China.
04 07,2021
If you can and love to eat so much then okay go,
If you can go ride a horse okay then impressive,
If you can do dirty work mostly everyone is afraid to do, then okay wow

But if you gon say- "I can do this and that, but he still picked the blonde barbie bitch" then get out. My girl didn't do a thing to you but you get to call her a bitch and shame her cuz she's blonde and is heather. Tsk tsk tsk, jealousy and hatred.
19 06,2021
Did you know when my older sister throws a fit, karma comes to her and makes her slip then she uses her elbows as support when she falls but then she gets scratches and bruises (obviously) and she curses me for it wishing I wasn't born.... B R uh
18 06,2021
You know what they say- "You should be grateful you even have wifi" but like, HOW CAN I BE GRATEFUL WITH THIS LOW QUALITY CONNECTIVITY SHIT TO THE POINT THAT I HAVE TO WAT 5 MINUTES LOADING FOR IT TO START?! B R U H (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
02 07,2021
Idfk what timeline is the setting of the story, it has a comedy, drama and yaoi genre (nice combination ig lol jk), what the hell are the character's names? what purpose and what problems does it deal with? it seems to have a criminality concept... and the description is just- "Two boys meet, And for the first time they deeply feel like they exist for someone else. Who’s really saving who?" not sure that's what they felt when they first met each other though lmao. It already has 6 chapters and I'm still here confused. Normally, stories already has a narration of the story for an introduction but this one doesn't.
08 07,2021
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Wait what the hell, why is there Chinese all of a sudden.
27 05,2021
I'm back motherflippers and It's ya gurl Funeral Homes. Y'know she's been feeling under the weather lately and she just wants to say....

Who fucking cares about grades?

In a nice way, good way, yes, very great, fantastic.

And if you don't know me... Bitch, tf r u, do I know u too? Exactly. We don't know each other so yeah, good fuckin afternoon to u.
30 06,2021
A. offer him mints or gums and candies (he thinks it's drugs)
B. ask him how his day is (he told you that you looked like his dead ex girlfriend from 20 years ago)
C. ask him if he wants to go to the motel with you (he told you his wife was a real bitch while heading there)
D. tell him his kids are dying (he told you they were adopted anyways)
E. run towards him and you pretend that you're robbing him (he told you he's broke despite handing out 5 cents from his wallet)


Don't make up your own options and just pick one of these. You can make a scenario based on what option you picked with his reaction towards you.
14 07,2021
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSJCgDgH4/ okay I'm not rickrolling anymore neither any other trolling memes, I swear just check this masterpiece out
18 06,2021
Or is it just a disguise used by the CIA or it's not true... No offense I have actually not heard of crossdressing irl
16 06,2021
Me: Mitochondria is the kaminari (powerhouse aka basically the charger) of class 1-A (the cell)... Did I do this analogy right?
02 07,2021